For men who like<br>their whiskey to<br>taste like whiskey

For men who like
their whiskey to
taste like whiskey

Three of America’s oldest ryes and bourbons are now a family called “The OldsTM.” It’s whiskey like it used to be. Real, bold and true products of their times. And what strange, tough times they were.

Learn More

Old
Grand-Dad’s
Bucket List

 

5½ Gallon
Paint
Slop
Slosh
Muck
Pail

Today’s
weather

 

Go outside and find out.

Things:
Not What They
Used To Be

 

Conclusion reached after weekend convention with The OldsTM. Whiskeys were drunk, topics were talked and discussions discussed. Consensus: everything is changing, but these whiskeys are a-okay.

New Shovel

Great for cow burials!

New Shovel

It’s Brown.
It’s good.
It’s old
overholt!

OLD OVERHOLT More Old Overholt®
Recipe of the Day

Shave & a shot

  1. Go to the barber.
  2. Get a shave.
  3. Pull out a flask of Old Grand-Dad®.
  4. Aftershave.
More recipes

Man Wins
Longest Chest
Hair Contest

Man Wins Longest Chest Hair Contest

Nigel Bloomington has a new feather in his cap after winning the title of Longest Chest Hair. Judged on both length and strength, he was the only contestant to score a perfect 5 out of 5 on the follicle scale.

New Family
Wanted

Mine left me behind when they moved out West. They claim it was an accident. I don’t believe them. If interested, send telegram to Maximilian Caleb at the brick house on the hilltop. Knowledge of checkers, a plus.

How not to
hold your
whiskey

  How Not to Hold Your Whiskey

Marvin c. stone
invents
drinking device

Drinking Device

Idea for “drinking straws” happened whilst drinking a mint julep. Stone’s new waxed paper technology prevents glue from dissolving into his Old Grand-Dad®.

Hunker down.
Grand-Dad’s
in town.

Old Grand-Dad® More Old Grand-Dad®
Old Overholt®

old overholt’s
least
favorite
mixers:

 

All of them.

Today’s
Horoscope

Today’s Horoscope

Wear your best bib and tucker for today you will meet a most fetching stranger named Mildred.

For men who like their whiskey to taste like whiskey

For men who like<br>their whiskey to<br>taste like whiskey

Three of America’s oldest ryes and bourbons are now a family called “The OldsTM.” It’s whiskey like it used to be. Real, bold and true products of their times. And what strange, tough times they were.

Learn More

Old
Grand-Dad’s
Bucket List

 

5½ Gallon
Paint
Slop
Slosh
Muck
Pail

Hunker down.
Grand-Dad’s
in town.

Old Grand-Dad® More Old Grand-Dad®

How not to
hold your
whiskey

  How Not to Hold Your Whiskey

Today’s
Horoscope

Today’s Horoscope

Wear your best bib and tucker for today you will meet a most fetching stranger named Mildred.

New Family
Wanted

Mine left me behind when they moved out West. They claim it was an accident. I don’t believe them. If interested, send telegram to Maximilian Caleb at the brick house on the hilltop. Knowledge of checkers, a plus.

It’s Brown.
It’s good.
It’s old
overholt!

OLD OVERHOLT More Old Overholt®

Today’s
weather

 

Go outside and find out.

Marvin c. stone
invents
drinking device

Drinking Device

Idea for “drinking straws” happened whilst drinking a mint julep. Stone’s new waxed paper technology prevents glue from dissolving into his Old Grand-Dad®.

Things:
Not What They
Used To Be

 

Conclusion reached after weekend convention with The OldsTM. Whiskeys were drunk, topics were talked and discussions discussed. Consensus: everything is changing, but these whiskeys are a-okay.

New Shovel

Great for cow burials!

New Shovel
Old Overholt®

old overholt’s
least
favorite
mixers:

 

All of them.

Man Wins
Longest Chest
Hair Contest

Man Wins Longest Chest Hair Contest

Nigel Bloomington has a new feather in his cap after winning the title of Longest Chest Hair. Judged on both length and strength, he was the only contestant to score a perfect 5 out of 5 on the follicle scale.

Recipe of the Day

Shave & a shot

  1. Go to the barber.
  2. Get a shave.
  3. Pull out a flask of Old Grand-Dad®.
  4. Aftershave.
More recipes

Old Grand-Dad® Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Old Overholt® Straight Rye Whiskey, 40%-50% Alc./Vol. ©2013 W.A. Gaines, The Old Grand-Dad® Distillery Company, and A. Overholt & Co., Frankfort, KY. Old Overholt®, and Old Grand-Dad®, are registered trademarks of Jim Beam Brands Co. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

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